CHUCK NORRIS
SIMILE
Chuck Norris is like a burning rash that spreads with every late night info-mercial

METAPHOR
Every time I see Walker Texas Ranger Chuck Norris's face is a circus clown that haunts me in my dreams.

REECE'S
SIMILE
Reece's Peanut Butter Cups are like the Kreb's Cycle, without it life is not worth living

METAPHOR
Reece's Peanut Butter Cups are a golden coins, the value is worth while

Kitties
SIMILE
Kitties are like disguised demons, with premedated intentions already unfolding

METAPHOR
Kitties are house inspectors they know every inch and cranny